Here’s the deal. I love zombie movies, zombie games and some zombie novels and short stories. Pardon the pun but they’ve been done to death. I have a few ideas floating around for a zombie trilogy. They’re filed away in a dark metallic drawer, waiting for the chance to come out of the closet and take a massive chunk out of my overcrowded imagination. There were just so many stories and novels out there. Then one day … bam, zip, like a bullet to the frontal lobe, the muse struck.
‘Brrraaaiiinnnsss,’ she whispered, ‘I want your braaaiiiinnnnssss.’
‘Well,’ I replied, ‘You can’t have them if you want me to write about Zombies.’
‘Brains, brains, brains …’
As a writer you can’t argue with your muse. You can try but the consequences might not be to your liking.
There’s the off chance you’ll win and then you find yourself not liking what you have just written.
There’s the probability that your muse will be horrifically offended and leave you with a serious case of writer’s block.
Or to teach you a lesson, bombards you with so many ideas all at the same time—so ha!
The muse will often hit you at the most unexpected times, for me it’s as soon as my head hits the pillow and that’s when I say goodnight to getting a decent night’s sleep: it’s not going to happen.
‘I’m starvin’. Give me your brains.’
Caving in, as I always do for my overzealous muse, I’ve written three zombie short stories. I have to admit I was worried but when I workshopped them …
‘This is some of your best work.’
Told you so.
‘You should write more.’
Isn’t there something you should be saying to me right now?
‘I never saw that coming.’
I don’t hear a thank you.
I’ll do more than thank you after these pieces, which have been sent out to competitions and publishers, win something or are published. But thank you anyway.
I appreciate everything you’ve inspired me to write. I honestly do mean that.
I know. Because I can read your mmmmiiiinnnnddddd …
Give me a break. Okay there’s another zombie competition. I would like to get some words on the screen. I have the characters, the setting and the plot all worked out. I just need to start writing it.
MISS MUSE …
Not so a-muse-ingly abandoned,